mostgay:

Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified

(Source: chekhov, via neonultrasaurus)

ohyeahfacts:

Ninety Seven percent of all people offered a new pen to try write their own name.

the 3% left (myself included) write penis.

(Source: whatsgoingon12, via totorosandturtles)