Ask me anything
When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.
if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
the only acceptable use for a ouija board
Are you kidding me? I’m not going anywhere. Not being able to see how my favorite show ends is the DEFINITION of unfinished business. So I’m staying, I don’t care if I become a ghost and haunt the poor bastard that’s living in my house.
I hear you, Star-Lord! :D
No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.
Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.
Dessert goes to the heart.
They say you die twice…
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing